Shot the wrong motherfucker! You were supposed to shoot #1 in the line of succession, duh!
Recently I boasted, right here in WP even!, despicable me: that I was going to make [paraphrase] something outta this world. I coulda known that when I regained access to THE PHOTOSHOP I’d no longer be in the right –florid– state of mind. Instead, here’s something new; new for me, new to you when it comes to what-I’m-able-to-do:
I had read an interview of “Christeene [Vale]”. A transcript of his show. Talked in straight up ebonics. Without using stereotypes of black people speech. Hilarious! I tried to find some on The Google; here’s the BOOLEAN search I did: christeene AND (“ebonic*” OR “african-american speak*” OR “african american speak*” OR (“black AND speak*”). So, it seems that with the sole exception of myself, NOBODY has seen fit to remark [not in cyberspace at least] about C’s ebonicisms. Perplexing and ironic!
“…Paul Soileau talks about more-punk-than-drag persona Christeene Vale…
…Christeene came out of me, I was searching for something that had the action of a switchblade in my pocket — a character I could really put on quickly, but effect people in a much stronger way. Something strong enough to channel things inside of me that needed to come out — more aggressive things. When everything aligned properly, Christine kind of just appeared. I found the wig and went to town…
…What kind of blows people’s tops is that there is nothing angry or asshole-ish or negative about Christeene. The character is a very kind and approachable; and that’s when people start to listen. It’s just that when it’s on stage, you see the flip side of Christeene — it’s very aggressive and very raw. It harkens back to more of a punk thing, like you’re watching a punk show. I would never call it a drag show…
…Tell me about it! It’s like the assimilation of…Like “let’s make this pretty for the masses.”…It’s exactly what happened to New Y…let’s make this whole city safe for tourists. Let’s make it so no one will be afraid to go to New Y…cause it’s…Fuck that shit…”
Lately I am seeing things in men; my notions thereby I’d kneejerk-presumed were expedient. What I see often nowadays is the need/potential to satisfy. Any men reading this? Do you love your best mate more than any of the girls you used to see? Anyhow, look at [actor] Luke Bracey, doing “drag” BETTER than James Franco [second pic]. Much better. Bracey is wearing a partially form-fitting dress but he doesn’t look feminized by it.
I’d thought I’d ruined it by applying that yellow stripe. I was wrong. It’s bad ass. The new definition of bad ass.
I /kɑːnt/ believe I didn’t “sign” the lily. But it’s a ≤ 2M jpeg and (only) I have thee, um, much larger tiff on a flash drive.
That first word, it really does exist. And because I conceived the second one and “spoke” it into cyberspace, it too exists. Is William Fucking Unimpeachable Shakespeare the last man who could fabricate words?!
Fructifying is the opposite of what I am lately. Maybe not so much with this post. People goan read it just because of the *gasp* crude word up in it.
Anybody read any Adam Johnson? I got “Fortune Smiles”; he got the Pulitzer for “The Orphan Master’s Son”. It’s set in North Korea….I can’t be bothered. Anyhow, he’s a doll. I haven’t seen his likeness, but of course it’s best if a man is a physically fit hottie. Lemme ask Google for a pic:
[He’d be more handsome if he’d…]
[here’s a different Adam Johnson. He’ll do.]
Oh, lookee!, same pic of Julian Edelman I posted yesterday! Any guys getting nervous? Tell me, TELL ME you don’t want to give him affection. It aint gotta be about sex in the *bedroom*, does it? He’s gotta wife, but we aint gonna tell her, right?
I don’t sign everything. Sometimes it just doesn’t feel right.