Unusual Photos

The “rule of thirds” isn’t the only one I break.

That would be its fruit.

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Sorry (not really), but, graffiti can be beautiful. Somebody tagged the post office.

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I am always taken when I see a bloom on this species.

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Somebody saw fit to leave a watermelonelle here of all places. Do you love it.

 

Photograph something you’d normally pass up.

I did that very thing this morning.

A New Word: Philanimalist

Examples of philanimalists are myself [psst!, don’t go looking for pics of other members of the “animal kingdom” on my site, don’t have any], Sue and Chris Helzer. Sorry, I don’t have a proper ‘definition’ for you, that will be developed over time.

–Robert

I figured out how my images are sub-par lately.

Have you heard of Abilify (aripiprazole)? I’m gonna stop taking it.

The Marborg employee photobombed my subject.

Please and Comforters

Shot the Pejorative Crip

Shot the wrong motherfucker! You were supposed to shoot #1 in the line of succession, duh!

This Instead

Recently I boasted, right here in WP even!, despicable me: that I was going to make [paraphrase] something outta this world. I coulda known that when I regained access to THE PHOTOSHOP I’d no longer be in the right –florid– state of mind. Instead, here’s something new; new for me, new to you when it comes to what-I’m-able-to-do: